Wednesday, April 21

Calling all Polar Bears, Climbers, and Flamingos

Dear Glorious Friends,
Such good weather we have enjoyed these past couple of days! By george! It seems the sun is smiling at us once again! Below are some fun events within the next few days, we would love you to come join us!

POLAR BEARING ("WAHOO!.....BRRRR.") THIS THURSDAY NIGHT - ADK - 10:30 PM
Lake Dunmore is Calling - Answer it with a quick jump and some frozen buns! Tomorrow night IS YOUR NIGHT (No Questions, No Excuses)

CLIMBING GUIDE SEMINAR THIS WEEKEND!
Wanna participate? Contact ebrooks@middlebury.edu! Despite being cancelled last weekend, Mr. Brooks is still ready for action! (Jump in! No Questions, No Dares, No False Starts, Just listen for the sound of the gun...)

PLEASE NOTE: Kayaking is cancelled for tomorrow night, so go polar bearing instead!

Another great week in paradise, folks. As always, keep your eyes peeled for exploding penguins, turkeys, and... FLAMINGOS! That's right, you heard me (or at least read me), flamingos, they're everywhere, and as such are threatening the local population of naked mole rats (been wondering why you haven't seen any around? Never stopped to ask why?). Starting this May, we will be taking things into our own hands, no longer will naked mole rats be oppressed, and no longer will flamingos be allowed to wantonly express their desires. THEY SHALL BE STOPPED (NO QUESTIONS, NO FALSE PRETENSES, NO.... you get the picture). 

Preparing for glory,
Yours truly,
Forever yours,
Until eternity,
With hope,
And love?
Flamingos?
Always,
Don't get too attached,

TS


Middlebury Mountain Club
Middlebury's largest and oldest student organization
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